Phoenix tattoo of the legendary mythological bird of great beauty and luxuriant plumage (often described as golden or red-hued), living five hundred years or more, a fact attributed by one early Jewish legend that the Phoenix is an extraordinarily long-lived bird of great beauty and luxuriant plumage (often described as golden or red-hued), living five hundred years or more, a fact attributed by one early Jewish legend that the Phoenix refused to eat the forbidden fruit of Paradise.
I had almost forgotten that I promised everyone a review on how the “Super Sex book” was working or not working for the sportsman and I .
Then I was reminded by the very cool chick over at Jersey Girl Gets Real . That I had made a freakin promise to spill all the good shit about the book and then I failed to produce.
So sorry, I have been b a d. I have been just a little pre-occupied lately. You know with all the kickass sex I'm having. Ha ha ha
So this is me letting you know, that this THE BOOK! It is most definately worthy of purchasing. It is the bomb baby!
That is if you’re into learning new things, on how to better your sexual experiences.
If you’re into that kinda thing, I highly recommend you get your ass moving and run out right now to buy it!
And to prove to you that I'm not fucking joking around about just how awesome it really is, I have listed here the freakin toc so you can get just a little sneaky peak.
• For all you guys out there, please keep an open mind. If the sportsman can be open to this anyone can.
No joke there. I am dead serious. There is a lot to be learned from this book. But both parties have to be open to learning some new shit.
I have to say the biggest surprise for me was that I caught the sportsman reading the book on his own. I guess he really wanted to learn some new shit on how to better please me. What do you think?
So here is what I personally have learned from the “Super Sex book”.
I found myself reading more about how to pleasure women than about men.
No, I am not a lesbian (not that I haven't thought about it) and It's not that I think I know all about pleasuring men, but I realized that I didn't know a l l there was to making myself feel good. My main goal was to improve on my own orgasms. Oh, and to help the sportsman improve, in "some" areas as well.
Let me remind you that they make "toys" for a reason. The big one is for those times when there isn’t a man around to help you out with what you need. Wink Wink
Like at work, or on your long car drive home.
R I G H T? Doesn't everyone do this?
Did I already mention what a great stress reliever it is to have an orgasm?
As you know (if not you do now) women have to focus when they are having sex. While men are all about the visual aspect. Hot sexy body and they are good to go!
When you’re having a shitty day or you have kids running around the house or dogs barking, It’s really freakin hard to concentrate on what your end goal is. That is to have an orgasm. or maybe two or three.
That is one of the biggest reasons why men don’t get laid more often. It’s cause women have too much fucking shit running thru their heads. That takes her mind or focus off the pleasure she can ultimately get from having an orgasm.
I can’t express to you enough what a stress reliever it is to just have an orgasm. So why aren’t more people doing it?
Anyways back to the sportsman and I.
The sportsman has really surprised me. He not only read the book on his own, but has come up with some really amazing techniques. Who knew?
I have to admit that I was a little resistant at first, cause I didn’t really think this book was gonna be the shit that saved our sex life. I sooooo didn’t want to get my hopes up and to just be let down yet again.
I can tell you that I was so wrong. Not only are we having better sex and awesome intimate moments but it has also help our relationship out in ways I can’t even describe.
Now, I can’t say that this book is going to work freakin miracles for everyone, especially if you don’t go into it with an open mind.
However, it sure can be lots freakin fun trying, NO?
If it's not fun, then you are doing it all wrong.
Good luck. And keep me posted on if helps you out.
I am dedicating this to my sportsman, cause this is one of his favorite bands. (even though he won't be reading my blog to see this dedication- ha ha ha)
Tool is an American rock band from Los Angeles, California, formed in 1990.
Tool has been described, as a "thinking persons metal band."
During the 1980s, each of the future members of Tool moved to Los Angeles.
Band Memebers Danny Carey- Drums Adam Jones- Guitar Maynard James Keenan- Vocals Justin Chancellor- Bassist
Early on, the band fabricated the story that they formed because of the pseudophilosophy "lachrymology".
Although "lachrymology" was also explained to be an inspiration for the band's name, Keenan later explained their intentions differently:
"Tool is exactly what it sounds like: It's a big dick. It's a wrench.... we are... your tool; use us as a catalyst in your process of finding out whatever it is you need to find out, or whatever it is you're trying to achieve."
After only a few performances, the band was approached by record companies, and only three months into their career they signed a record deal with Zoo Entertainment.
Tool emerged with a heavy metal sound on their first studio album Undertow in 1993, and later became a dominant act in the alternative metal movement with the release of their second effort, Ænima, in 1996.
Their efforts to unify musical experimentation, visual arts, and a message of personal evolution continued with Lateralus (2001) and the most recent album 10,000 Days (2006), gaining the band critical acclaim and success around the world.
Due to Tool's incorporation of visual arts and relatively long and complex releases, the band is generally described as a style-transcending act and part of progressive rock and art rock.
The relationship between the band and today's music industry is ambivalent, at times marked by censorship and the band members' insistence on privacy.
In an interview conducted in May 2007, Justin Chancellor stated that the band would probably continue their tour until early 2008 and then "take some time off". He qualified this statement by adding that the band has already written new material and would surely release another album at some point down the road.
On hiatus since early 2008, Tool was expected to begin writing a new album sometime in 2009, according to Keenan, but gave no details on a possible release date.
Album Artwork Adam Jones is responsible for most of the band's artwork concepts. Later albums included artwork by collaborating artists.
Grammy Awards Ænema- Best Metal Performance Schism- Best Metal Performance 10,000 Days- Best Recording Package
Discography Undertow (1993) Ænima (1996) Lateralus (2001) 10,000 Days (2006)